Bieber slowed down 800 Percent
This is amazingly awful. Anyone who reads useless gossip shit knows about this doofus. Slow his carefully boppy crafted music down? Euphoric. Happy Wednesday.
Courtesy of musician Nick Pittsinger, who used the free program Paulstretch, this is “U Smile” made slower. Like, a lot slower—eight times slower, to be exact. And all of a sudden the not-bad piano pop track sounds like the climactic score to some kind of historical epic, or Dead Can Dance, or, like, Animal Collective, or something. It sounds like the ocean, but, like, in heaven, man. Plus, it’s 35 minutes long: